Monocles. Mustaches. A classic pairing that seems to withstand time itself.
You've stumbled upon a site that will likely revolutionize and certainly challenge your very way of thinking.
Drop in often and you'll soon find yourself livening up a party with fascinating conversation starters, stretching your brain muscles with mind-boggling facts and stories, and, of course, learning the best ways to care and groom your facial hair and magnify your literature.
Be prepared, dear friends, for your very lives to change. Welcome. You surely won't regret this.
3 comments:
I agree, and I am looking forward to seeing what you have to offer. Although, if I may be honest, I am hesitant to trust your judgement based on your lackluster opinion on the magical and ethereal Kevin Spacey. Prove me wrong.
I am seriously considering not going to Bosnia just so that I can check your posts daily (in Bosnia I will only have internet access about once a week - not often enough to get my fill of this glorious and informative blog).
ps. fuck yourself. hard. then die. bitch.
This blog is a joke with a hard K.
Please put some more enlightening content up, or you risk losing your readership. The only decent excuse for less than daily posts is crocheting headbands and sweatbands. Maybe elaborate on the Legend of Darren Fletcher?
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